kymaera wrote:
Q: Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Well.. If you have a long enough driveway i dont see why can't you cant "drive on it" the reason we drive on parkways is because we like to drive along side other mammals in the wild.
Why is it that kidnapping is a federal offense, while catnapping is merely an enjoyable pastime?
I didnt attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. -Mark Twain
Anime runs my life. I'll leave it to anime to where my life leads me. -EoP Anime I have Seen Slippery slopes of hellish Ice.
EternityOfPain wrote:
Why is it that kidnapping is a federal offense, while catnapping is merely an enjoyable pastime?
Because people actually care about human beings while cats are spawn of
the devil which people want to see suffering.
Q: Should cannibalism be grounds for leniency in murder cases as it's less
wasteful?
Only if it involved ridding the world of a cat hater.
Hana wrote:Q: Why does several 24 hour news stations result in less actual news?
Same principle as re-copying copied VHS tapes. The more times you copy, the more particles strip away. Therefore, eventually all you're left with is static.
(sounds good to me...)
QUESTION:
Why is there air?
"The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality. The permanent defeat of life comes when dreams are surrendered to reality."
James A. Michener, The Drifters
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
Not Sir Phobos wrote:
Q: How come the people that make fun of me for not being different all look the same to me?
Because your teeny brain is incapable of differentiating between anything
except in terms of food and non-food...and even that fails you when faced
with things like paste and chalk.
Q: Should we really be rewarding failure by making attempted murder carry
a less stringent punishment than murder?
kymaera wrote:
Q: Should we really be rewarding failure by making attempted murder carry
a less stringent punishment than murder?
Very good question its almost like a slap on the risk saying "better luck next time time." One main reason is quite simple. Democracy is flawed. I have always said that we should rule much like China does. Dictatorship/democracy.
Q: How long with the United States be considered a Super Power?
I didnt attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. -Mark Twain
Anime runs my life. I'll leave it to anime to where my life leads me. -EoP Anime I have Seen Slippery slopes of hellish Ice.
RoboFlonne wrote:
Q:Is the World smaller now that there's an internet?
No, but our attention spans are!
Q: What do we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
"The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality. The permanent defeat of life comes when dreams are surrendered to reality."
James A. Michener, The Drifters
Would you like to have actually heard an answer for this one?
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
