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RoboFlonne wrote:Q: How many cel collectors does it take to change a light bulb?
3

One to change the bulb, one to scan the bulb, and one to color correct the scan and post it in the gallery.


Why do jay walkers always look the opposite direction of your car when jumping out in the street?
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Why do jay walkers always look the opposite direction of your car when jumping out in the street?
A: So that they can sue you because you "came out of nowhere"

Q: Why is it so bad to be pagan when Christmas (Christ's Birth) is actually celebrated on an old pagan festival rather than the more accurate date of Christ's birth in January?

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Q: Why is it so bad to be pagan when Christmas (Christ's Birth) is actually celebrated on an old pagan festival rather than the more accurate date of Christ's birth in January? -bri-
A: Because that's how you end up naked and pregnant in a manger! And we don't want that to happen!


Q: Do cows drink soy milk?
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RoboFlonne wrote:
Q: Do cows drink soy milk?
No! Give up a chance from enjoying the one pass time cows have by milking each other when the humans aren't around? You joking me!?! Cows deserve some fun too 8)

Q: If a Man at a pond crossed it to come to a bridge who then passed that and found a garden. The man realized he did not want to go to the garden and found another bridge and thus went over it. However after he passed this bridge he found a pond. After much thinking he found out he was came to the pond he originally started. He crossed the bridge like he did before and yet on the other side he came to the woods. Where did the garden go?
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EternityOfPain wrote: Q: If a Man at a pond crossed it to come to a bridge who then passed that and found a garden. The man realized he did not want to go to the garden and found another bridge and thus went over it. However after he passed this bridge he found a pond. After much thinking he found out he was came to the pond he originally started. He crossed the bridge like he did before and yet on the other side he came to the woods. Where did the garden go?
A: It disappeared in the localized collapse of the space-time continuum that
occurred due to the paradox created when Not Sir Phobos tried to use a time
machine to prevent World War II.

Q: What happens when an irresistible force tries to move an immovable object?
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kymaera wrote:Q: What happens when an irresistible force tries to move an immovable object?
The guy takes viagra.

Who shot first again?
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Not Sir Phobos wrote:
Who shot first again?
The man who actually had ammunition.


Q: A car crashes into a pole at going 40 MPH however nothing happens to the car. How can this be? (note the car had no special armor on or anything like that)
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EternityOfPain wrote: Q: A car crashes into a pole at going 40 MPH however nothing happens to the car. How can this be? (note the car had no special armor on or anything like that)
A: Because the pole was the North Pole and Santa Claus's magic protected
both his workshop and the car from harm.

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Q: If Cloud begins to stalk me with his posts, what can I do?
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A lot of hard work.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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PRICELESS!!!! :P :P :P :P :P

A: Mention his name, and he shall appear! Possibly in his red dress!
Personally, just go with the flow. :wink:

Q: Is there really a cel god that is listening when I say "I must stop buying for now"?
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aernath wrote: Q: Is there really a cel god that is listening when I say "I must stop buying for now"?
A: It is the dark god Celbranigdo who keeps a firm grasp on his loyal minions
and tempts them back onto the one true path when they try to depart from it.

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop?
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A It not the dark god Celbranigdo who keeps a firm grasp on his loyal minions
and tempts them back onto the one true path when they try to depart from it?
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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kymaera wrote:
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop?
Quote the Owl in the commercial 1 , 2 , 3 , Crunch , 3

Q: Who is your favorite Herculoid?
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JWR wrote: Q: Who is your favorite Herculoid?
A: Igoo. How can you go wrong with a giant stone ape?

Q: Who came up with the idea of spray cheese?
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kymaera wrote:
Q: Who came up with the idea of spray cheese?
One of the guys from "Pimp my ride."

Q: Why is it we the human race wasn't created on a bigger planet such as jupiter (which could fit 1,000 earths in it!) ?
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