Cutest thing I've ever read -- Christmas cheer?

Baakay · Post by **Baakay** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:09 pm

Parts of this brought tears to my eyes because they're beautiful. Parts had me in stitches. Only kids can think like this

First entry on this page (ignore the snide lead-in comments and just go to the "Explanation of God" part)

http://weblogs.elearning.ubc.ca/vschool ... tml#033886

RoboFlonne · Post by **RoboFlonne** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:13 am

Jesus is the secretary!

usamamo · Post by **usamamo** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:05 am

I didn't need my mum or God to go to camp with me...I went to camp to get away from them...isn't that the point!!

Baakay · Post by **Baakay** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:36 am

My own religious beliefs are a little... weird. (Surprised? yes?)

But the part that just GOT me was

But he was good and kind, like his father, and he told his father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said O.K.

Wow.

That about wraps it up in a nutshell, dun't it.

(course... the following line totally broke me up. ... His dad told him he didn't have to go out on the road anymore...

Only a kid...)

sailorsv13 · Post by **sailorsv13** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:14 pm

"God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times besides bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV becaus e of this. Because he hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to turn it off."

Doesn't it sound like he got this part from Bruce Almighty? LOL

It sounds like this little kid really listens in church...honestly I have heard (in more "adult" terms) all of the same concepts he was talking about. It is really sweet that this little boy can understand what they are saying and relate it in his own world. He must have a very caring set of parents!

*All warm and fuzzy inside*

~ Bri ~

wELCOME cONSUMER · Post by **wELCOME cONSUMER** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:44 pm

sailorsv13 wrote:
"God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times besides bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV becaus e of this. Because he hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to turn it off."
Doesn't it sound like he got this part from Bruce Almighty? LOL

And Superman! hehe

Very cute!

Makoli · Post by **Makoli** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:02 pm

its cute and honest just like puppys!

kittens · Post by **kittens** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:00 pm

RoboFlonne wrote:Jesus is the secretary!

LOL

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:01 pm

Is it the only one?