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- Cloud
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
- blueheaven
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Hmmm, OK.
1. I shaken the hands of two former US presidents.
2. I wear a size 15 shoe.
3. I can't stand tomatoes in their raw form. Salsa, ketchup, or spaghetti sauce is fine.
4. I was born with VERY curly hair.
5. I have broken 37 bones, including my neck.
6. My middle name is Matthew.
7. My first word was "shit."
8. My favorite cocktail is a white russian.
9. Favorite book is Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
10. One of my goals in the next two years is to travel to Russia and take the Trans-Siberian Railroad.
11. I teach 7th grade reading.
12. Fastest I ever ran the mile: 5:13.
1. I shaken the hands of two former US presidents.
2. I wear a size 15 shoe.
3. I can't stand tomatoes in their raw form. Salsa, ketchup, or spaghetti sauce is fine.
4. I was born with VERY curly hair.
5. I have broken 37 bones, including my neck.
6. My middle name is Matthew.
7. My first word was "shit."
8. My favorite cocktail is a white russian.
9. Favorite book is Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
10. One of my goals in the next two years is to travel to Russia and take the Trans-Siberian Railroad.
11. I teach 7th grade reading.
12. Fastest I ever ran the mile: 5:13.
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Time is but an illusion. Lunch time...doubly so.
- Not Sir Phobos
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- JWR
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I guess I can add a few other tidbits.
11. I played Trombone & Baratone Horn in my High School Marching band. Marched the Rose Parade twice and was a Drum Major of an all city band. I don't play anymore so I donated my instuments to my high school.
12. I was a music major in college and was in choir & the chamber choral. I am a 1st Tenor (highest) but can sing the second Tenor & Baratone parts as well.
13. I have helped run car shows for the last 11 years and got to drive cars worth millions. It pays to know how to drive a stickshift.
14. 9 years ago my wife asked me what I truly wanted for my Christmas present , that's how I got my lizard Ginger.
15. I have twice brought home kittens without asking my wife. Good thing kittens are cute and she only was mad for a little while.
11. I played Trombone & Baratone Horn in my High School Marching band. Marched the Rose Parade twice and was a Drum Major of an all city band. I don't play anymore so I donated my instuments to my high school.
12. I was a music major in college and was in choir & the chamber choral. I am a 1st Tenor (highest) but can sing the second Tenor & Baratone parts as well.
13. I have helped run car shows for the last 11 years and got to drive cars worth millions. It pays to know how to drive a stickshift.
14. 9 years ago my wife asked me what I truly wanted for my Christmas present , that's how I got my lizard Ginger.
15. I have twice brought home kittens without asking my wife. Good thing kittens are cute and she only was mad for a little while.
"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
- Cloud
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Maybe you should buy yourself a chat robot.

The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
- JWR
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No, Cloud your better than any others I could buy.Cloud wrote:Maybe you should buy yourself a chat robot.
"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
- Cloud
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Do you know any other robots like that?

The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
- Not Sir Phobos
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16.) I went to elementary, junior high and high school with Vanilla Ice's sister.
17.) Geraldo Rivera, White Snake, Randy White and several Dallas Cowboys are among some of the celebrities I've met who have come to our tattoo parlor.
18.) I got married on 6-6-6.
19.) We have 8 dogs and 10 cats, all of which were strays/rescues.
20.) I currently only have one tattoo, while my father is covered with them.
21.) I was in the TAG (Talented and Gifted) program in middle school. We went to Spain, England, France, Mexico, Cayman Islands, Jamaica and several other places.
17.) Geraldo Rivera, White Snake, Randy White and several Dallas Cowboys are among some of the celebrities I've met who have come to our tattoo parlor.
18.) I got married on 6-6-6.

19.) We have 8 dogs and 10 cats, all of which were strays/rescues.
20.) I currently only have one tattoo, while my father is covered with them.
21.) I was in the TAG (Talented and Gifted) program in middle school. We went to Spain, England, France, Mexico, Cayman Islands, Jamaica and several other places.
11. I have no tattoos or piercings - though I've wanted a tattoo of a (western) dragon so that it looks as if its perched on my ankle, with it's tail wraping around my ankle/foot... for about 12years or so now.
12. I've never broken a bone
13. My favorite pair of shoes are a pair of Airwalks I've had for over 10 years.
14. My family history embraces the American melting pot as my heratige is a mix of Native American, Polish, German, Irish, English, and somethingn else I've forgotten. But I just say I'm a mutt.
15. My family ancestors, on both sides of the family, have been living in the united states since before the american revolution.
12. I've never broken a bone
13. My favorite pair of shoes are a pair of Airwalks I've had for over 10 years.
14. My family history embraces the American melting pot as my heratige is a mix of Native American, Polish, German, Irish, English, and somethingn else I've forgotten. But I just say I'm a mutt.

15. My family ancestors, on both sides of the family, have been living in the united states since before the american revolution.
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Hmmm.... but if I tell y'all, then y'all will know!
1 - Half way through tenth grade, we moved to Kansas and my twelfth school in life up to that time.
2 - Have shed others' blood twice as a child. Once when a guy tried to kiss me (punched him in the nose), and the second time (different guy
) was because I was told I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. (Nailed him.)
3 - I knit a mean sweater! Or at least I did a few years ago. I haven't made any in the past seven years or so. (What need for sweaters in the tropics?
)
4 - Studied German, French, and Russian in college. Concurrently.
5 - Really wanted to be a chemist. Enjoyed the heck out of Organic Chemistry in college.
6 - I'm left handed.
7 - Been married fourteen years to a man far more intelligent than I, but almost as weird.
8 - I often have bloody messy nightmares, so I don't like to see or watch scary things. (Like my mind needs any more visual aids.)
9 - Almost flunked out of fifth grade because I was too stubborn to do the homework. Aced every test, just didn't see the point of the homework if I could ace the test. Loooong round of tests and meetings with my parents, principal, and shrink resulted. Not to mention some "attitude adjustment".
Yeah, I passed. <.<
10 - Instruments played: clarinet, piano, bagpipes.
There.
Are ya sorry you asked?

1 - Half way through tenth grade, we moved to Kansas and my twelfth school in life up to that time.
2 - Have shed others' blood twice as a child. Once when a guy tried to kiss me (punched him in the nose), and the second time (different guy

3 - I knit a mean sweater! Or at least I did a few years ago. I haven't made any in the past seven years or so. (What need for sweaters in the tropics?

4 - Studied German, French, and Russian in college. Concurrently.

5 - Really wanted to be a chemist. Enjoyed the heck out of Organic Chemistry in college.
6 - I'm left handed.
7 - Been married fourteen years to a man far more intelligent than I, but almost as weird.

8 - I often have bloody messy nightmares, so I don't like to see or watch scary things. (Like my mind needs any more visual aids.)
9 - Almost flunked out of fifth grade because I was too stubborn to do the homework. Aced every test, just didn't see the point of the homework if I could ace the test. Loooong round of tests and meetings with my parents, principal, and shrink resulted. Not to mention some "attitude adjustment".

Yeah, I passed. <.<
10 - Instruments played: clarinet, piano, bagpipes.
There.
Are ya sorry you asked?


- Baakay
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Holy crud, Joe, we have the same voice range!JWR wrote:12. I was a music major in college and was in choir & the chamber choral. I am a 1st Tenor (highest) but can sing the second Tenor & Baratone parts as well.

(I've been known to sing everything from 2nd soprano to 2nd tenor when the need arose. I can do the entire Messiah with the exception of the lowest 3 notes of "they that walked in darkness"... It's pretty dang funny to hear me try, though. Croooooaaaaak.....)
HAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!! OMG. I knew there were more than just the obvious things we had in common. Step into the WayBack machine with me, if you will:The Pervalicious One wrote:2 - Have shed others' blood twice as a child. Once when a guy tried to kiss me (punched him in the nose), and the second time (different guy) was because I was told I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. (Nailed him.)
Kay: *runs in house crying because big bad Michael from a block away has knocked her Popsicle out of her hand*
Mom: "Well next time he does something like that, you hit back! or Kick him or something!!"
..... (2 days elapse) .....
Kay sees Michael.
*WHAP!!$%&!!*
Michael:


Oh ya. I'm bad.

"The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality. The permanent defeat of life comes when dreams are surrendered to reality."
James A. Michener, The Drifters
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- dude_moose
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11. I gave my friend a hand forged Hanwei Tanto this past summer as a late birthday present, but 15min after opening it, he severed the tendons of his right pinky and ring fingers. I cleaned up, and needless to say, I've never seen so much blood, let alone on my hands, and my best friend's blood too >.<
12. I played the baritone/euphonium for 5 years, but gave it up when I went to high school for art class (for some reason, it's virtually impossible to do both)
13. Me and the aforementioned friend do knife throwing for fun.
14. the Hillside Strangler when to my High School
15. I am distantly related to George Eastman and in elementary school I found out I am third cousins with one of my friends.
16. The guy who is the lead investigator in the Mars Rover program, Steve Squyres, will be my professor next semester!!
17. I got to hear John Heffernan, the screenwriter for Snakes on a Plane, speak and answer questions at a special screening of his movie
12. I played the baritone/euphonium for 5 years, but gave it up when I went to high school for art class (for some reason, it's virtually impossible to do both)
13. Me and the aforementioned friend do knife throwing for fun.
14. the Hillside Strangler when to my High School
15. I am distantly related to George Eastman and in elementary school I found out I am third cousins with one of my friends.
16. The guy who is the lead investigator in the Mars Rover program, Steve Squyres, will be my professor next semester!!

17. I got to hear John Heffernan, the screenwriter for Snakes on a Plane, speak and answer questions at a special screening of his movie

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