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"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
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People's stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
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Post by glorff »

Nice to know that it hasn't happened since 1988 8O
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Post by wELCOME cONSUMER »

glorff wrote:Nice to know that it hasn't happened since 1988 8O
I found that part kind of odd as well.

This is a sad story. :O
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Post by Not Sir Phobos »

This story is nothing more than comedy. I'm sure even the mother has had a few good laughs about it by now.
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What does "this" refer to?
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Well... I suppose.

You never know about those liquids and semi-liquids -- like the gel in a wet diaper --

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Don't feel bad for the kid. Every time he screws up in life, he can just say to mom "at least I didn't run YOUR ass through an airport x-ray machine!!!"
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I have no emotions.
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Post by wELCOME cONSUMER »

I meant sad for the mom. Hopefully she won't obsess over her mistake, I know I sure as hell would.
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