I'm with stupid, X-mas edition

dave1999artwork · Post by **dave1999artwork** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:06 pm

Well I used to live in New Orleans- got a bit too much though when I had to go to work in a rowing boat. Sometimes I'd drop the cel, and it would float past debri n stuff, and I'd have to swim after it

I didn't like my neighbor either- he was always showing off his larger, more equipt boat, and there was me with this wooden piece of sh tty driftwood

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:06 pm

The results are in!

First I'd like to apologize for the long delay, my computer has been infected with a rather nasty bug which has made my internet surfing at home less than pleasurable. I shouldn't even be using my keyboard right now for fear of getting an STD on my hands *wipes hands*

But through the wonders of free antivirus software and 2 different spyware programs my compy is crutched up enough to do some work tonite.

Where was I going with this...Ah yes

[glow=cyan]Who is with stupid?[/glow]

It was a tight race on this one folks but in the end we had a lot of fun.

Who is with stupid?

KLET

is with stupid! With an amazing 47 points!

And who was chasing their heels? That would have been JWR with 45 points

But who was that juuust behind JWR? It's Yuri-chan with 44 points.

Now who is the outsider? Who was it that might as well have not even shown up for this game? Why did you even try to play Kymaera? 26 points is pretty pitiful don't cha think?

And for those who are curious 50 points was the absolute maximum amount of points one could get.

And now for some quotes

Anything with a "**" are my notes

1. How many raindeer again?
Zero. There is no such thing as a raindeer. There are such things as spell
checkers, though
None. But if you ask how many reindeer … it’s eight. Rudolph’s just a wannabe

*

*

2. Total cost of the 12 days of christmas?
One lawsuit and a restraining order--imagine the damage all those birds could do to passing cars.
48 Great British Pounds and 34 pence.
$1 Billion

3. How much mistletoe do you have to consume to kill yourself?
Dunno! The green parts are actually medicinal, but the berries cause a rash. How hard do you have to scratch to kill yourself?
A lot , it make one sick but rarely ever causes death.
Egads! Aren't there less painful ways?

4. One marshmallow or two?
2
1
Two - Dozen!!!!

5. Mrs. Clause's first name?
Mrs.
Jessica
Frank
*itch get my Cookies!

6. Best holiday movie of all time?
A Miracle on 34th St.
A Christmas Story
Die Hard

7. Is santa real?
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes

8. Can I have a red ryder bb gun with a compass in the stock?
No. You'll put out an eye.
You'll shoot your eye out.
Yes {If you don't shoot your eye out }

9. What do you want for christmas?
My two front teeth *oh come on that's adorable*
Ichigo *

*
Cels
A Japanese schoolgirl

10. How much coal will Aernath receive this year?
Infinity
A lot
Too much
Not enough
None. Fossil fuel is too expensive to give, so Santa will leave her a big
bag of dog crap instead.
One lump for every dirty thought of Ichigo . . . if Santa don't have some strong magic, those reindeer are dead!

Thanks for playing guys!

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:12 pm

Oh yeah, If you want to know your score, I put the rest of the results in my siggy

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:12 pm

Yeah that's right. ""? Yes? Yes, please tell me.

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:19 pm

Not Sir Phobos wrote:Why did you even try to play Kymaera?

Hey, say what you will....at least I can spell reindeer

Btw...have you adjusted to not having any depth perception yet?

wELCOME cONSUMER · Post by **wELCOME cONSUMER** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:45 pm

Thanks for doing this again for us NSP, we always enjoy it

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:15 am

Yes! Thank you! That was fun!!!

And there was so much coal that Santa decided the heck with it and just went with Global Warming.

dave1999artwork · Post by **dave1999artwork** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:27 am

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:44 am

kymaera wrote:Btw...have you adjusted to not having any depth perception yet?

No, and it's really hard on my keyboard....and my fingers

Baakay · Post by **Baakay** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:54 pm

I WONDER who answered "Ichigo" to number 9!!

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:51 pm

Baakay wrote:I WONDER who answered "Ichigo" to number 9!!

We know it was you. You just forgot the "Hina" part, you doll fanatic.

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:37 pm

kymaera, you're my kind of dude.

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:44 pm

Not Sir Phobos wrote:kymaera, you're my kind of dude.

How many times do I have to tell you "Sorry, but I don't swing that way."?

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:48 pm

Oh, we don't have to play on the swings. Ooh look a fire pole!

klet · Post by **klet** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:12 pm

Not Sir Phobos wrote:Who is with stupid?

KLET
is with stupid! With an amazing 47 points!

YES!!!!!! I'm the stupidest person on Beta!!!!!

*cartwheels around the room*

In your face, you losers!!!!!

This is such an honor . . . I want to thank my editor, my producer, my sock puppet, and my first grade spelling teacher.

Now to go back and check what I actually wrote . . .

Oh, and riddle me this: How the heck do I win and still get my random answers put up for all to make fun of?

Ah, well. I'm just glad you didn't post the answer in which I misspelled something.

p.s. Kay, what do you mean? I'm the one who answered Ichigo for number nine . . . (though that would have insured at least one point, right?)

p.p.s. Ky, hon, Kay already got you that for your birthday.

Don't get greedy!