How to Beat Boredom in Hell...

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How to Beat Boredom in Hell...

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A man dies and goes to hell. It soon becomes boring to him and feeling somewhat dejected, he slums around, trying to find something to do. Satan approaches him and asks him what's the matter?

"It's so boring down here, Satan. What's there to do?"

Satan thinks a bit..."Well, do you like to drink?"

At that, the man perks up a bit. "Oh sure! I love to drink!"

"Well, good for you!" Satan says. "You're going to love Monday nights! That's when we break out the booze. You can drink as much as you want. Tell me, do you like to smoke?"

The man sits up a little straighter. "I love to smoke!"

"Here on Tuesday nights, we do nothing but smoke. You can have as many cigarettes and cigars as you like. How do you feel about gambling?"

At this, the man breaks into a grin. "I'd give anything to gamble again."

"You're in luck!" Satan says. "Wednesday nights, we break out the cards, tables, and dice. We do nothing but gamble the night away."

The man is starting to feel better until Satan asks "Are you gay?"

"No!" the man states.

Satan rubs his chin...

"Well then, you're not gonna like Thursday nights!"
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Scandalous!!!!!

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oh dear... :wink:
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Funny, tthough I didn;'t laugh out loud.
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Hell sounds like a fun place. /gg :P
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Post by dave1999artwork »

After Saddam is executed, I wonder if his relationship with Satan will be anything like how it's portrayed in South Park the moobie.
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A question for the ages, to be sure.
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wtf is that in your banner?
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Post by wELCOME cONSUMER »

It's olive oil, duh.
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duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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