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Star Trek and Toilet Paper

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What does Star Trek and a roll of toilet paper have in common?




They both travel to Uranus and wipe out the klingons.
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Hehehe I have heard a similar joke but I like this one even better!!!

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I take it you don't like star trek then?
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I've heard this joke before and it's very cute.
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dave1999artwork wrote:I take it you don't like star trek then?
What makes you say that...it's a joke?

Thanks for the joke though JMK.
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Post by wELCOME cONSUMER »

The original series was the best. And who doesn't love "The Wrath of Kahn." That movie f-ing rocks! 8)
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I had a magic mushroom trip when I was in college- star trek III was on the tube, and I looked into the mirror and was turning into spock. People I knew were boarding the space in sixties regala,etc I then went out the room and everywhere looked like an alien landscape and stuff.
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Aspergers?
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As Dangereous Dave (not me, another dave) said to me three years ago- 'there's nothing wrong with eccentric people, it's people who try try to be eccentric who are.'

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Do you mean your name is Dangereous Dave not him or her another dave said to him or her three years ago- 'there is nothing wrong with eccentric people it is people [he or she]who try try to be eccentric[he or she] who are ?
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o_o lol
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