School days

kittens · Post by **kittens** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:33 pm

http://www.scribd.com/doc/5107/They-didnt-study

I laughed so hard

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:33 pm

That is a very original thought.

Keropi · Post by **Keropi** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:16 pm

Heh...for a second there I thought someone was talking about the School Days game:

I think my favorite is the paper with the elephant on it.

But the paper on El Nino was funny too because of the English structure used.

dude_moose · Post by **dude_moose** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:33 pm

hah thanks for that!! I lol-ed a few times

Belldandy · Post by **Belldandy** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:51 am

That's beautiful! Human sacrifice and McSalad Shakers all in one paper? A+

Joost · Post by **Joost** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:40 am

I could not stop laughing because there was an elephant in the way LOL !!

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:54 am

Some I've seen before. But the little guy hanging himself and Peter's expansion of (a+b)n was hularious!

RoboFlonne · Post by **RoboFlonne** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:00 am

I love school!

I love those answers!

Take the integral of batman to find bruce wayne!

klet · Post by **klet** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:34 pm

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please, Dear God,
Give me a two."

Apparently, that's what someone wrote on one of his AP history essay questions.

(grading scale of 1-5)

Xelloss · Post by **Xelloss** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:18 am

As a grader for about half of college, I ran across a lot of these... some of the ones that stood out the most (and were technically correct with the question asked

if (Chicken.Mama+ Chicken.Papa == Chicken.Baby)
toaster++;

and another from the learning center(where I worked the other half of college). Try tracing someone's program written like this when it's calculating something totally different than any of the variable names; the program did a lot more than this, but you get the general idea ^^;

int enterprise[federation_of_planets];
int bird_of_prey[federation_of_planets];
while (int klingons=1; klingons < humans; klingons++)
{
enterprise[klingons] = humans - klingons + worf;
bird_of_prey[klingons] = klingons - humans;
}

- Karen

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:18 am

Do you think I could ever be a grader for about half of college he or she ran across a lot of these?

Xelloss · Post by **Xelloss** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:21 am

Double post dance

- Karen

kittens · Post by **kittens** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:46 am

Xelloss wrote:As a grader for about half of college, I ran across a lot of these... some of the ones that stood out the most (and were technically correct with the question asked

I have graded a lot of exames/HWs and I have seen many fantastic answers like these as well

This is why they are extremely funny

syan · Post by **syan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:10 pm

Hehehe, those are funny! I like the elephant!

Man, accounting and business majors are boring. I never got anything amusing when I was a grader. Boo!