Three for the price of one!

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Sun May 27, 2007 2:33 am

Many posters lead you to believe that you can get the money's worth out of your internet connection simply by them posting just a cel update. While we here at http://www.kymaera.net do appreciate the value of a good cel update, we try harder to make sure that your hard earned money is well spent. Therefore, we are introducing a special one day only sale on webpage updates! Not a meager two-for-one special, but an overwhelming THREE FOR THE PRICE OF ONE SPECIAL!.

First, we start off with an update of cels. Not just one cels, or even two, but yes....believe it or not...three cels! And all this costs you no more than you normally pay us for the price of the update of one cel. Thrill to the anger of Ms. Naomi Armitage and the yokai slayer Sango as they face off against their foes! But wait! There's more! We are currently offering an amazing find of a rare opening cel from El Hazard: the Alternative world. Not only do you get to see the cel, but also the matching sketches....an almost-unheard-of rarity for AIC cels. Plus we offer a screen capture demonstrating the use of the cel in the actual production! Why bother shopping Brand X which seldom even updates any more and when it does never offers this level of service and value?

By now, you're probably thinking "Wow! This is great!". But, wait! There's more still! Act now and in addition to the three cels, we will also throw in our anime figure webpage update at absolutely no charge! That's right! No twenty three payments of $19.95 or ridiculous shipping and handling charges. Free! Costless! Absolutely no money down! And since this is the second part of our amazing three sale, we're not going to offer just three figures! We're not even going to stop by adding three plus three and having six figures! No, we're committed to going all the way for you and giving you THIRTY-THREE NEW FIGURES! Yes! Thirty-three new figures that have never been seen before in our collection have been added. Fans of Dead or Alive, Fate Stay Night, the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and Negima will especially enjoy this deal!

At this point, most web sites would sit back and allow you to think that this is the maximum enjoyment and value that you could possibly get out of an update...that if you were any happier, you would have to change your underwear. Well, break out the Hanes or Fruit of the Loom! Here at http://www.kymaera.net, we are committed to exceeding our customers' expectations. So, we are offering for a limited time, a third update: our anime avatar webpage. Yes, you heard me right. Act now and you will receive not only the cel update. Not only will we throw in the figure update, but also at no extra cost to you, the avatar page update! You're probably thinking at this point that there's no way that this could be real..that even if we have updated the avatar page as well that it's probably just one or two from fairly unknown series. Not true! Not only have we added three new series currently airing in Japan, but we have updated THIRTY of the popular series already being used by our customers! That's right! Over THREE HUNDRED new avatars available for your use! And how much would you expect to pay? One million dollars? Two million? Act now and you can receive all of this for the unbelievably low price of nothing! We must be crazy to let these updates go for below our cost! Act now before we're committed to an insane asylum which would end the sale! [url=mailto://klet@crazystalkergirl.com]Operators[/url] are standing by, but you don't need them. Just click!

Baakay · Post by **Baakay** » Sun May 27, 2007 7:02 am

Woohoo!! I'm Brand X!! Brand X is covered in sketches that need to be scanned

I have only one question about this mega-update...
Who fed YOU the happy juice last night?

Serioiusly nice. I'm awestruck by the sheer number of Negima figures... are they all new releases? One looked like one of the first set you gave me but I don't recognize them well enough...

And all 3 cels are just great. My favorite is the Armitage.

tex-chan · Post by **tex-chan** » Sun May 27, 2007 9:12 am

OMG ... Kymaera, you really do post the best updates. I laughed all the way through your sales pitch -- which, by the way, worked like a charm. I clicked on every link. (And laughed twice as hard at your "Operators" link. Hee!)

I love the new cels!! That Armitage is incredible, and the El Hazard opening cel is so pretty. I love the color tones. And, Sango -- wow! What more can be said?

I didn't manage to click all the way through the action figures and avatar updates -- mainly because I get totally distracted when I go to either of those galleries. I'll be there, happily clicking away and, then, look at the clock and realize it's been hours. Eeep!

Anyhow, great update, and fabulous presentation, as always.

(Although, I do like "Brand X", too.

)

Wendy · Post by **Wendy** » Sun May 27, 2007 11:20 am

Brand X made me snort, but Operators had me all ROFFLE-ed

Now this is an update!

Thanks Kymaera, for making me laugh today...God knows I needed it

And 'gefeliciteerd' on all your new additions!

ashenfairy · Post by **ashenfairy** » Sun May 27, 2007 12:00 pm

Wow, That was the best update post ever. I really do feel like I got an excellent value as compared to other updates! (Though I must confess I am rather partial to "brand X" as well.) I really love that new armitage cel she's got such a wonderful expression.

kizu · Post by **kizu** » Sun May 27, 2007 1:53 pm

Hehehe very creative update post. I enjoyed it a lot and the cels too of course.

syan · Post by **syan** » Sun May 27, 2007 3:25 pm

Heh heh heh...nice update.

The Armitage is especially awesome looking!

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Sun May 27, 2007 5:14 pm

Thanks for the comments everybody

To answer Baakay's question, I bought the Negima figures as a lot on eBay. I updated with series three through six while the ones you have are series one and two. Though, in three through six, they have variants of the figures from one and two (especially the more popular ones). For example, you have the normal version of Chachamaru from series two. But in series three, they also had the maid version of Chachamaru.

RoboFlonne · Post by **RoboFlonne** » Sun May 27, 2007 7:21 pm

Wow! Thanks for the avatars!

Love the Armitage! The best Armitage I've ever seen!

I'm e-mailing Klet and signing up right now! When does this offer end?

What was her e-mail again?

klet · Post by **klet** » Mon May 28, 2007 1:25 am

I hate you.

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:50 am

klet wrote: I hate you.

Strike me down with all your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.

Majin_Vegeta_2028 · Post by **Majin_Vegeta_2028** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:10 pm

was anybody else reminded of joker products from the first batman
movie?

"oh, looks like shes been using brand x!!"

nice update by the way

funshine · Post by **funshine** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:33 am

i always look forward to your updates! and this one certainly didn't disappoint. love all the cels... and wow... that's a lot of figures ^-^

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Tue May 29, 2007 1:53 pm

klet wrote:I hate you.

After talking to klet and finding out more details, I have to apologize for posting her email on here. I was not aware that her domain www.crazystalkergirl.com was currently offline due to legal dispute over its conflict with a registered trademark. I didn't know that this was a sore spot with her due to this heated legal battle or I would not have posted about it. I wish her all the best of luck with dealing with the hordes of lawyers that the trademark owner (L. Perry of Strawberry Falls, FL...whoever that may be) has unleashed on her.

SME · Post by **SME** » Tue May 29, 2007 3:04 pm

Wow kymaera! That was one heck of a very nice pitch to advertise your update! I really like your creative approach! ^_^ Your updates are great too, congrats!

I'm not sure if this is the first time you've done something like this, and if it is not I apologize as I run through most posts pretty fast since I'm usually at work.

But I thoroughly enjoyed it and look forward to future updates!