Well, my cousin was a monster when he was a child and he grew up thinking he was the 8th wonder of the world (I have to admit that he's gorgeous for women who like blond guys with blue eyes).
So when I saw it years after he tortured me and saw what he had begun, I offered him a -cheap- mirror for X'mas... And a few days later he offered me
an awfull text about "people thinking they are more intelligent than others"
It was hideous but... I kind of liked it a lot and had lot of fun, knewing he offered me that 'cause he was vexed. Ha ha ha.
For the X'mas story, it has been the strat of a complete renweal and now he's a lovely man, married, faithfull and he's my favourite cousin
Another awfull gift was...
a roll of toilet paper from my dad!

) (just because I once said I was so broke that I couldn't afford toilet paper)
And finally, a guy offered me
a plate with a unicorn on it. It was kind as he knows I love unicorns. But this plate is awfull, with orange and mauve, and false jewells... I'm dreaming about the day there'll be an earthquake and the plate will accidentally falls dawn

Little rock make huge mountains...