Funny cel stories

duotrouble · Post by **duotrouble** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:41 pm

I'm in the mood to share laughter today. So everybody, share a funny story related to cel collecting. In particular, I want to hearing embarrassing moments between you and the postman. Or maybe something strange happened when you opened your package. Nothing bad here just funny moments.

I'll start with one of my more embarrassing moments.

The doorbell rang so I did my usual. I picked up my now barking dog and walked to the door. I see it's the postman so I open up. He's new or a substitute as I've not seen him before but I think he's really cute. As I'm signing for my package, my dog is squirming in my arms. My dog gets one of his paws caught in my blouse. I'm trying to juggle my dog, the clipboard and sign my name all at the same time. The postman wants to help but isn't quite sure what to do. I of course am telling him it's fine as I struggle to get my dog back under control. (He really wanted to bark at that postman.)

As I hand the clipboard back to the postman, my dog turns quickly ripping my blouse open. That's right! I flashed the postman.

Quickly, I wrap my blouse back around me placing my dog in a strategic spot holding the blouse together. The postman hands me my package, smiles and says, "Cute dog."

JuniorMintKiss · Post by **JuniorMintKiss** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:52 pm

This happened only a few weeks ago. I wasn't feeling well, so I was sitting out in my living room, crocheting and watching TV. All I had on was my underwear and my bathrobe. My husband had been working on putting a new front door in, so I put a sign up, saying to come around to the south door of the house. I hear a knock on the door. I look over and there's some guy standing there, looking through the window at me! I wasn't expecting the postman, so I hurriedly got up and my bathrobe fell open! But I tied it closed just in time. My hair was also tangled and I had day old makeup on. Not my greatest moment...

Ronin · Post by **Ronin** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:52 pm

Heheh, that's hilarious! I can't think of any funny cel related stories like that tho!

Thanks for sharing! lol

Baylor · Post by **Baylor** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:26 pm

I don't have one as funny as that, but I did scare my postman once with my bunny slippers. He thought they were my dogs. Hee.

Killua · Post by **Killua** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:41 pm

I don't think my postman would be quite as excited to see my bathrobe come undone.

star-phoenix · Post by **star-phoenix** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:44 pm

Well, one time, my friend and I ran out in bikinis from the swimming pool after the poor postman for a package from Japan. I was waiting for it for weeks and had to request a redelivery. so, the minute we saw him, we jumped out of the pool, soaking wet, ran after him and said "Hey! Wait!"

To say the least, he was pretty entertained!

Shampoo · Post by **Shampoo** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:34 am

LMAO!!

You guys tickle me silly!

*waits for EOP to make his appearance in this t hread w/ a
witty pervy remark*

>_>
<_<

I have a similiar funny story but since it involves another beta person
I will refrain from telling it.
Though a few ppl already heard it from RS chat or thru pm

EternityOfPain · Post by **EternityOfPain** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:16 am

Shampoo wrote:
*waits for EOP to make his appearance in this t hread w/ a
witty pervy remark*

>_>
<_<

I was debating sharing this story but ah what the hell

It was a nice hot July day, it was one of those 90+ nights. Well the next morning i was expecting a package so when the doorbell rang I jolted from my bed to answer the door, there stood our maillady with my nice EMS package. But something was a bit different. Her face was a bit shocked and she kind of screamed. Ah yes.. That hot night, i slept nude, and ontop of that I had a morning boner going on. Yup. You guessed it. Full frontal right then and there. What did I do there? Instead of going to get something on I attempte to sign for the packages first, but she said it wasn't needed, this one time, gave me the packages and ran to her car. Ever since then when i am expecting a package and I answer the door she reminds me of that time. lol. First time i shared that story. Hope you all feel special

Sugarflower · Post by **Sugarflower** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:28 am

lol EOP

star-phoenix · Post by **star-phoenix** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:03 am

LMAO! That was funny EPO!

Ronin · Post by **Ronin** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:32 pm

EternityOfPain wrote:
Shampoo wrote:
*waits for EOP to make his appearance in this t hread w/ a
witty pervy remark*

>_>
<_<

I was debating sharing this story but ah what the hell

It was a nice hot July day, it was one of those 90+ nights. Well the next morning i was expecting a package so when the doorbell rang I jolted from my bed to answer the door, there stood our maillady with my nice EMS package. But something was a bit different. Her face was a bit shocked and she kind of screamed. Ah yes.. That hot night, i slept nude, and ontop of that I had a morning boner going on. Yup. You guessed it. Full frontal right then and there. What did I do there? Instead of going to get something on I attempte to sign for the packages first, but she said it wasn't needed, this one time, gave me the packages and ran to her car. Ever since then when i am expecting a package and I answer the door she reminds me of that time. lol. First time i shared that story. Hope you all feel special

Oh no! lol

Lucky it wasn't the mailman too. Too funny!

miz ducky · Post by **miz ducky** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:00 pm

That poor mail lady!!
That should teach you to keep a robe handy!
(unless you want to get a bit more attention than normal)

My old mail lady got so used to me not being home when she made deliveries that when I was home, she would immediately ask me if I was ok or if I was home sick. She wouldn't let me sign for a package once because I was so sick that day, she signed it for me. (sorry I don't think I have any funny stories)

When I picked up my packages yesterday, I had to use a shopping cart to get them to my car. That must have been a sight.

duotrouble · Post by **duotrouble** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:22 am

You guys are cracking me up!

That's so awesome. I knew we could get some good stories going. With as many times as I've opened the door for postal workers, I knew something crazy would eventually happen. It was a couple of years ago but I still turn beet red thinking about it.

Come one, Shampoo! You know how to change names in stories to protect the guilty.

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:22 am

Who told you?

duotrouble · Post by **duotrouble** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:23 am

Geez, Cloud, just call me out next time.