Sex with sonic must be painful

chibikitty2045 · Post by **chibikitty2045** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:59 pm

This guy found out the hard way

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... e63566.ece

RoboFlonne · Post by **RoboFlonne** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:31 pm

Woah! Poor hedgehog!!!

Goldknight · Post by **Goldknight** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:28 pm

Beastiality is wrong on so many levels.

glorff · Post by **glorff** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:56 pm

What is the difference between Intelligence and Stupidity?

One has limits

WOW

graymouser · Post by **graymouser** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:13 pm

Considering the size difference between the two species, I am having trouble even picturing it.

At first I was thinking gerbil, but the description of his injury in the article rules that out.

Moop · Post by **Moop** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:20 pm

“I was so ashamed to go to a normal clinic to discuss sexual problems that I was ready to try anything"...but now he chats freely to the press about his tryst with a hedgehog? I don't know - sounds kinda like a National Enquirer story, to me.

cutiebunny · Post by **cutiebunny** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:36 pm

Moop wrote: sounds kinda like a National Enquirer story, to me.

I recall reading somewhere that "The Sun" is like the UK's equivalent of "The National Enquirer", so, take this story with a grain of salt...

chibikitty2045 · Post by **chibikitty2045** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:15 pm

Long as the heggie is ok
this jerk got what he deserved

I can just see the heggie now "Wait!! Dude!! Wut!"

toonybabe · Post by **toonybabe** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:04 pm

Ya, I don't know if this story has any truth to it, but I'm pretty sure its physically impossible. Hedgehogs are so small, all he was doing was probably poking it in the back (which would explain his injuries).

lcatino · Post by **lcatino** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:06 pm

OMG, the poor hedgehog.

I hope this story is bogus....

klet · Post by **klet** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:46 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sun

Sorry, but it's a tabloid, so the story's bogus.

I got that fake feel the moment I clicked the link in the first post.

Sylia · Post by **Sylia** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:40 am

The Sun is trash, as most UK people will tell you XD.

I think most people only read it for the sports section in the back or the Page Three nude models (contrary to the belief of some, the naked women in the newspaper is a Sun thing, not an "all British newspapers" thing. That's like assuming every US newspaper has the content of the National Equirer, lol. -> mild pet peeve XD). The actual news articles themselves are extremely sparse on the actual content, you can read them in 30 seconds lol. Typically they're badly written, the language is aimed at a 7 year old level, and it's extremely inflammatory (the infamous, inappropriate "Gotcha" headline about the sinking of an Argentine sub, in which there was a sadly high death toll, for example).

As an aside, I remember catching a trainee Jesuit priest reading The Sun once in the philosophy library of my all-girls school XD. I was like, "Woah... that's kind of unholy of a holy man... O_o"

Next time read something really good like The Independant or even the Guardian instead..?

Yay for (presumably) no hedgehogs actually being harmed. I finally clicked on this thread in apprehension and morbid curiosity... the title is just so "wtf?" LOL

. Well done ^.<

Moop · Post by **Moop** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:45 am

It is fun to note, however, that 'journalistic' poor taste recognizes no borders.