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Penguin Joke

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Just heard this one and got a good laugh. Hope no one finds it too inappropriate...

A vacationing Penguin is driving through Arizona in his car when he notices the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at a gas station.

After dropping the car off, the Penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a Penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice-cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice-cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no,"the Penguin replies, "It's just ice-cream."


X| I hope someone else enjoys this one as much as I did
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