A Blonde called her old boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."
Her old boyfriend asked, " What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The Blonde said, " According to the picture on the box, it's a Tiger."
Her old boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.
She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to her and said, " First of all, no matter what we do , we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything remotely resembling a tiger."
He took her hand and said, " Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then......................................
He Sighed............................................................................................
"Lets put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
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"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
What a great Joke! Thanks for the laugh, Joe ^_^-
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I am so glad you find this amusing, Japanese and also my name is very rare even in Japanese too l So sad.
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