Ultimate Blond Joke

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Ultimate Blond Joke

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A Blonde called her old boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."

Her old boyfriend asked, " What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The Blonde said, " According to the picture on the box, it's a Tiger."

Her old boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.
She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to her and said, " First of all, no matter what we do , we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything remotely resembling a tiger."

He took her hand and said, " Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then......................................
He Sighed............................................................................................

"Lets put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
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Post by RalphVboy »

<------ Shouldn't have been drinking a Dr. Pepper while reading this joke

:rollin What a great Joke! Thanks for the laugh, Joe ^_^

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Post by sailorsv13 »

OMG! That is great! That is the first blonde joke that (being a blonde myself) actually made me feel ashamed of those who share my hair color! LOL But still proud to be an intelligent version of blonde ^.^ Thank goodness!

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Post by Rekka Alexiel »

haha The sigh is the best part lol
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LOL
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That is funny :rollin
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I am so glad you find this amusing, Japanese and also my name is very rare even in Japanese too l So sad.
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Why don't Blondes like BMW's?



Cause they're too hard to spell!
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How do you know that a blonde has been using the computer?

All the white out on the screeen.

OK, I know that was bad, but I've always liked it!
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Post by Pomidor »

LOL

Great blonde joke.. the best one I have heard to date!

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