X-mas present....
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ANYWAY... As much as I hate to digress from the frivolity of the topic as it stands, did you get your poor husband a Christmas present, Kittens?
I think there have been enough suggestions to give you some ideas aside from objects he can use as masturbation devices or things do with with satisfying his sexual perversions.
Reading everyone's posts shifts the emphasis towards HIM as a dirty perv; we don't even know him and he hasn't even posted! LOL
I say give him some 'Musical Socks', a bag of peanuts, a pack of beers and let him get on with Christmas in his own way. Settled. j/k
I think there have been enough suggestions to give you some ideas aside from objects he can use as masturbation devices or things do with with satisfying his sexual perversions.
Reading everyone's posts shifts the emphasis towards HIM as a dirty perv; we don't even know him and he hasn't even posted! LOL
I say give him some 'Musical Socks', a bag of peanuts, a pack of beers and let him get on with Christmas in his own way. Settled. j/k
Out of the gloom a voice said unto me;
"Smile and be happy, things could be worse".
So I smiled and was happy
and behold;
things did get worse...
"Smile and be happy, things could be worse".
So I smiled and was happy
and behold;
things did get worse...
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YeahKrafty wrote:ANYWAY... As much as I hate to digress from the frivolity of the topic as it stands, did you get your poor husband a Christmas present, Kittens?




I got a trip to NY for three days


It ganna be fun

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Don't fret, I'm not upset. I was just concerned I might say something to really lower the tone. Save it for the PMs, Emails and the coversations you have with strangers after leaving your calling card in phonebooths 

Out of the gloom a voice said unto me;
"Smile and be happy, things could be worse".
So I smiled and was happy
and behold;
things did get worse...
"Smile and be happy, things could be worse".
So I smiled and was happy
and behold;
things did get worse...
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Ok I'll try not to do fret I am not upset too much.

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1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)