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ANYWAY... As much as I hate to digress from the frivolity of the topic as it stands, did you get your poor husband a Christmas present, Kittens?

I think there have been enough suggestions to give you some ideas aside from objects he can use as masturbation devices or things do with with satisfying his sexual perversions.
Reading everyone's posts shifts the emphasis towards HIM as a dirty perv; we don't even know him and he hasn't even posted! LOL

I say give him some 'Musical Socks', a bag of peanuts, a pack of beers and let him get on with Christmas in his own way. Settled. j/k
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Krafty wrote:ANYWAY... As much as I hate to digress from the frivolity of the topic as it stands, did you get your poor husband a Christmas present, Kittens?
Yeah :) This is the main reason I posted this thread ;) (BTW, it is not sukebe items :P :P Surprise???)

I got a trip to NY for three days :) I am very excited! We will visit my best friend and her family and then we will do some tourists' things (maybe window shopping etc etc :D)

It ganna be fun :)
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Tut tut girls and boys, I think we upset Krafty.

Now that's really saying something!
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Baakay wrote:Tut tut girls and boys, I think we upset Krafty.

Now that's really saying something!
:D
YAY!!! We did our job :yay :wave: :bny
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:hitting: What she ^ said! :P




*bzrrrrrp*
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Hey aernath, I was sooooooooooooooooooooooo hoping something in the spoiler...... but nothing.....? /sob

:P
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Post by glorff »

Glad that this has cooled off some, hate to think what I would have responded to the brown out comment :?
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kittens wrote:Hey aernath, I was sooooooooooooooooooooooo hoping something in the spoiler...... but nothing.....? /sob

:P
It's a brownout, don't you know. so you can't see anything :D



(Oh and I hope you realize I was just teasing up above there, Krafty... it was an excellent question to ask :) )
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Baakay wrote:It's a brownout, don't you know. so you can't see anything :D
Yep.
Blackout, really. :wink:
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aernath wrote:
Baakay wrote:It's a brownout, don't you know. so you can't see anything :D
Yep.
Blackout, really. :wink:
I have no idea you can backout something :P :P (crazy girls ;) )
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*shakes head*
*pats Kittens on the back*
C'mon girl, let's get you signed up for Perv school. :P :friends:

Psst. The first lesson: The bigger the "toy", the more energy they drain. Imagine how many big "toys" it would take to drain all the energy from a small city. :wink:
There ya go, something in the spoiler box. :wink:
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I can't imagine how many big toys it would take to drain all the energy from a small city
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:crackup
OMG you kill me sometimes! :rollin
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Don't fret, I'm not upset. I was just concerned I might say something to really lower the tone. Save it for the PMs, Emails and the coversations you have with strangers after leaving your calling card in phonebooths ;)
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Post by Cloud »

Ok I'll try not to do fret I am not upset too much.
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